$HUNTERBIDEN PARODY

Don't be like
Hunter.

$HUNTERBIDEN

A coin named after the chart nobody wants. The joke is the point — everything else, check on-chain.

How to buy See the rug
Contract Published at launch

$LAPTOP / MCAP Illustration
▲ Up ▼ Down
160B120B 80B40B−40B 274.81M ▲ +12,400% ▼ −99.7% rug 1011

Dramatisation of the $LAPTOP rug from the meme. Not market data, and not a chart of $HUNTERBIDEN — the live chart goes here at launch.

View chart data as a table
LAPTOP market cap at each phase
PhaseMarket capChange
Launch$1.35M—
Peak$168.42B▲ +12,400%
Post-rug$274.81M▼ −99.7%
Now$274.81M▬ 0.0%
ACT I — THE CHARACTER

This is Hunter Biden.

Every trench has one. The guy who shows up with a ticker, a Telegram, and a plan that ends the moment the plan starts working.

This is Hunter Biden.

Hunter created a memecoin project ($LAPTOP), then realized it could make a lot of money, so he rug-pulled it.

Don't be like Hunter.

Step 1 — Build trust

Nice logo. Active chat. A roadmap with four quarters on it.

Step 2 — Wait for green

Chart goes vertical. Everyone screenshots it. Nobody checks the LP.

Step 3 — Pull the rug

Liquidity leaves in one block. The Telegram goes read-only. The chart becomes a laptop lying flat on the floor.

ACT II — THE RUG

One block. −99.7%

Play it back. The pump is the lid opening. The flatline is the laptop lying on the floor where the price used to be.

$LAPTOP / USD Illustration
▲ Up candle ▼ Down candle
▲ pump ▼ liquidity removed ▬ flat, forever

Invented figures, drawn to tell the story. No real token traded these prices.

View candle data as a table
Minute candles around the rug
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ACT III — THE LESSON

Don't be like Hunter.

On a bonding curve nobody can pull the liquidity — so the only way to rug is for the deployer to dump. These are the four things to check, and none of them require trusting us.

Launching on a launchpad

A bonding curve, so liquidity is never in our hands to pull. Everyone enters on the same curve — there is no allocation reserved before it opens.

Deployer wallet
Published at launch

Verify it yourself — don't trust this page

That is the whole point of the joke. On a curve you cannot be rugged by someone pulling liquidity — you get rugged when the deployer dumps. So watch that wallet, not this page. If anything here disagrees with the chain, the chain is right.

ACT IV — THE ENTRY

How to buy

Four steps. Read step four twice.

Get a wallet

Install a self-custody wallet and write the seed phrase on paper. Never in a screenshot.

Fund it

Send the native gas token of the chain you're buying on. Keep a little extra for fees.

Buy on the launchpad

Open the launchpad link and buy on the curve. If you buy on a DEX instead, verify the contract address character by character first.

Size it like a joke

This is a meme, not an investment. Risk only what you would be fine setting on fire.

Welcome to the good ending.

The chart is a laptop lying on the floor, and nobody can pull it again. Let it stay a joke.

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